bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

allisonsargnts:

boy48:

ok you won a world cup but you still lost two world wars so chill

      (source)

MARIO GOTZE SCORES IN THE 112TH MINUTE FOR GERMANY

amashton:

I can’t wait for my future husband to win the World Cup so I can go down on the pitch and make out with him in front of everyone

vixyish:

FOX! HI FOX! YOU SLEEPIN FOX? FOX OOH STEPPED ON YOUR HEAD THERE SORRY HEY FOX YOU STILL SLEEPIN? WANNA SNUGGLE? WANNA PLAY? OM NOM NOM NOM FOX YOU WANNA PLAY?

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

I’m gonna say that I’m ‘cat woman,’ because saying ‘cat lady’ makes me sound 500 years old.

Sometimes you gotta accept the fact that certain things will never go back to how they used to be. —Unknown
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